Of all the unfair things in the world, perhaps the most unfair is the belief held by some that a person in the public eye retains the right to—for months—not tell us about her boyfriend and whether or not she likes him. Tell us. Women—tell us. It is our right and your duty.

Amid all the hype for its new live-action Maleficent movie, starring Angelina Jolie, Disney is sneaking another version of the villain into its stable. Yes, apparently Jolie and the petite, excitable Kristen Chenoweth share some mysterious quality that makes them both perfect for the role.