Noel Gallagher, the somewhat nicer but less sizzling hot geezer in drunk singalong band for thirtysomethings Oasis, was interviewed recently by Q Magazine, in which an Oasis reunion was sent back to the bog. You must be mental if you think Oasis will reunite for anything short of the Queen's fortune in gold and rubies!

How many special people change: Liam Gallagher, one metric half of the English straight-to-karaoke band Oasis, has improved his look since last we heard from him (1995) and now appears to be one fit bloke. Good on you, mate. What Gallagher appears to not be, however, is a good dad to his two-year-old daughter Gemma, who he has never seen.