Lindsay Lohan Loves London and Is Never Coming Back
Kelly Conaboy · 12/15/14 12:00PMLindsay Lohan, where did she go? To Heaven, maybe. There she floats, angel wings affixed to her small frame, dining with Joe Strummer. "What do you say, Joe?" she asks, "Fill up our plates?" They fill up their plates, once again, with delicious appetize—oh wait, nevermind. She's just still in London. And she's never coming back!