Jamie Dornan, whose dick and balls look like a little bag of grapes, plays Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey. Matt Bomer, whose dick and balls look like I don't know what, does not play Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey.

Hunger Games madness has reached a fever pitch; Bill Nye might be chemistry-ing his way to that coveted mirror ball trophy; and NBC has come up with another "Let's just close our eyes and hope for the best" strategy to revive their struggling network.