Think you know which team Oscar-nominated actor Michael Keaton is rooting for in the “Academy Awards” of baseball, the World Series? Take our quiz and find out, once and for all.

Oh my God, Michael Keaton thought he was going to win Best Actor. Oscar prognosticators had Redmayne and Birdman's Michael Keaton nearly neck-and-neck for the prize. Keaton was ready to win. He wanted to win. Oh my God, he wanted to win so bad and then he didn't and then he had to stuff his acceptance speech back in his jacket pocket and it was so, so, so sad Jesus.

The 20 stars nominated for Academy Awards this year represent some of the most talented (or, anyway, famous) actors on screen today. At one point, however, they were slack-jawed, blank-eyed, no-name novices. They’d probably like to forget their often humiliating early work, but thanks to the magic of technology, they can never escape it. From Ed Norton’s educational ESL VHS to Emma Stone’s completely mortifying renditions of pop songs on an American Idol knock-off show, so much of the early work of these nominees is jaw-droppingly bad.

Here's a clip of Golden Globe winner Michael Keaton accepting his award for his role in Birdman, which is fine except for the part where he cries while thanking his only child, a son, who happens to be WOOO very hot. That part, when the camera cuts to his hot son (2:54), is great!