After sacrificing We Are Men to the gods of bad television, I've learned from an inside source that CBS just picked up the back 9 episodes on their remaining newcomer comedies: Mom, The Millers, and single-cam surprise The Crazy Ones.

Which overhyped Monday-night show should you watch? In Showdowns, Defamer's Beejoli Shah and Gawker's Rich Juzwiak tackle the tough issues: Which show each night this week sucks the least during the premiere season of this "Golden Age of Television."