The new Asian trailer for the Godzilla reboot was released on Monday, and it's already fulfilling everyone's hopes and dreams for an awesome monster movie.

While it's no surprise that Disney's Saving Mr. Banks would ultimately portray a rather rosy view of P.L. Travers (the cantankerous author of beloved children's book-turned-movie Mary Poppins), they seem to have omitted a most crucial fact: Travers was a terrifying psycho who split up her adopted children.