Sarah Jessica Parker is once again hot on the trail of a missing item.

What a crazy year it's been for Allison Williams. On Girls, a man burrowed his face deep into her ass. As Peter Pan, on NBC's conceived Peter Pan Live!, she did the most absurd chicken cluck the world has ever seen. Recently, her father became embroiled in a scandal that could ultimately derail his career. You might think that Williams' life, by default, is frantic and interesting, but you would be very, very wrong.