Kate Hudson, who allegedly fucked a Jonas Brother, appeared on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night with Zooey Deschanel, who definitely named her baby Otter. That last part is neither here nor there—the Nick Jonas thing is what everybody wanted to talk about (on Watch What Happens Live).

Nick Jonas, Jonas Brother, and Kate Hudson, not a groupie but a band aid, have been spotted hanging out together multiple times over the last few weeks—at brunch, at clubs, even at Disneyland. Are they also having sex at or near those places?

According to TMZ, Nick Jonas performed at the "Paris-themed" bat mitzvah of lucky 13-year-old Jillian Glasgow last weekend. Her father, identified as a "furniture industry big wig," shelled out $100,000 for the show. One shrieking girl in the audience did not think Jillian was making the most of this experience.

Nick Jonas is tired of this crap. The one attractive Jonas Brother is feeling liberated these days now that he has been unshackled from the virginal boy band that made him famous, and Page Six has the scoop on the insane depths of his rebellion: a "buffed-up physique," a new "racy video" and an outright refusal to make his bed.