In Norse mythology, the goddess Snotra is “high and courteous.” In San Diego, the actress January Jones is rude. According to a Page Six “spy,” Ms. Jones made it known that she was not having a good time at a Comic-Con party for Ryan Reynolds’ terrible new movie Self/less this weekend.

Jennifer Aniston, who was not nominated for an Oscar for Cake but is fine, rang in 46 by renting out the two-lane bowling alley in the Roosevelt Hotel. Shockingly, US Weekly reports, one A-lister who was invited to the soiree was notably absent.

Here's the complete guide to all of the exclusive Golden Globes parties in Los Angeles this weekend. If you're lucky enough to attend one, be sure to share your tales with us.