Did you hear? Kristin Cavallari, whose (baby) due date is fast approaching, is on the cover of the December/January issue of American Baby. In a new video promoting the issue, Kristin tells a story about seeing a penis.

Despite everyone's best hopes and intentions, the saga of Justin Bieber's crotch is far from over. Last week, new evidence arose suggesting that the swaggy singing sensation may actually have—as he has previously claimed—a large penis.