Sex tape star and erotic author Farrah Abraham has decided her very important work hasn't yet changed enough lives; she plans to pursue a career change from featured dancer at Palazio to nation's best plastic surgeon.

Two weeks ago, America's favorite former Teen Mom (backdoor division) Farrah Abraham posted the gruesome results of a lip implant that went awry, giving her the appearance of a bottom-feeding aquarium fish with breast implants. It was fucked up, and she loved it! But all good things eventually end, and Farrah's doctors appear to have found the antidote and returned her to her human form.

According to TMZ, Amanda Bynes allegedly told a front desk clerk at a Ritz-Carlton in New York City that she was “too ugly” to check her in. Then, sources say, she “offered her plastic surgeon's services to the desk girl in question.”