The only thing worse than doing something shitty is giving an obnoxious fake apology for your behavior when you're called out. Case in point, our dear friend Diplo.

What happens when your ideas of male coolness are unquestioned from 9th grade into your late 30s, and you're rewarded with great fame and wealth no matter how obnoxiously you behave? You become Diplo, the music industry's preeminent DJ and foremost prickwad.