Famke Janssen is being haunted by the scariest ghost of all: herself; Aaron Paul finds new ways to yell 'Bitch'; Jeff Bridges breaks his silence and comes out with the greatest truth of all—that R.I.P.D. was maybe, kind of, sort of not the best?

Nothing sells a family movie like a whole lotta ball swallowing. So it was only a matter of time before someone decided to make Hungry Hungry Hippos into a feature-length film. Sure, it might sound strange to finance a movie that centers around plastic hippopotami, but where you might ask “why?” Hollywood looks you right in the eye, gobbles some white marbles, and asks “why not?”