For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to be engaged, and a time to be not. Charlize Theron, an actor known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry, has reportedly ended her engagement with aged actor Sean Penn. Rest in peace.

Sean Penn drew this year's Best Picture announcement, and he revealed Birdman as the winner with a bizarre and racist joke about Mexican director Alejandro González Iñárritu: "Who gave this son of a bitch his green card?" What a way to end the show!

SoulCycle ice queen Charlize Theron and Sean Penn, whatever that is, reportedly got engaged in Paris.

Throughout the weekend writer Ray Lemoine and others will be contributing short bits of coverage to Defamer from the front lines of the Golden Globes party scene. This dispatch comes from Lindsay MaHarry.

If Dreamworks got its way, Breaking Bad would have lasted just a little longer; you can now watch Rupert Grint be super charming in Super Clyde, the pilot CBS stupidly passed on; Hollywood is going to bat for ex-Focus Features CEO James Schamus; even award-winning editing can't help Justin Timberlake, and that's saying something.

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