Ted, about a stuffed animal who talks like Peter Griffin if Family Guy was porn, is getting a sequel. On June 26, the digitally-rendered teddy bear with no sexual organs and only smooth plush where a dick might be and his (human) bride will make their family of two a trio—but they'll need Mark Wahlberg's sperm to help.
Finally, justice for everyone who knew that Ted was too good to be true.
There's a new red band trailer out for Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West, and I'm inclined to say against my better judgment that this movie might actually be kind of funny.
Being a stagehand is about to become the new hot profession; talking bears are the new vampires; Ron Swanson is a shoplifter of Kotex; and a beloved TV character returns to the small screen!
September is upon us, and that can only mean one thing: You can stop pretending you know what people mean when they say "If Chip Kelly's offense stays healthy, Shady is going to be explosive this season!" and go back to talking about God's work—network television. To help you avoid embarrassing yourself at the office Keurig predicting the season's first cancellation—you need a better answer than Dads, it's not June anymore, c'mon—here are some of the best and juiciest rumors we've been hearing:
Despite backlash towards the overt racism in Fox's pilot of the Seth MacFarlane produced Dads, Fox won't budge on reshooting the controversial episode.
