Almost 9 weeks ago, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari commenced miserable toil on her debut book, which she has chosen to call Balancing on Heels. At the time, she stated the tome would encompass "really just everything in my life." Today, we can finally reveal the first confirmed part of "everything."

For those of you planning on taking everything you've ever seen on television to the grave, listen up: A new study from the spoiler scientists at TiVo reveals that most people think you can relax!

Interviewing Jennifer Lawrence must be an entertainment reporter's wet dream. You never know when she'll throw a faux tantrum, comfort a crying fan, share romantic tales of butt plugs and pants shitting, or freak out when meeting Jeff Bridges. But just when we think we've seen it all from our best friend JLaw, she gets pissed and calls a Homeland-ruining reporter a "monster."

SPOILER ALERT: Don't read if you'd like to spend the next few months of your life surprised by the twists and turns of Juan Pablo's terrible "romantic" journey.