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Thank God the Trailer for the Sequel of My Favorite Film, Ted, Is Here

Aleksander Chan · 01/29/15 03:30PM

Ted, about a stuffed animal who talks like Peter Griffin if Family Guy was porn, is getting a sequel. On June 26, the digitally-rendered teddy bear with no sexual organs and only smooth plush where a dick might be and his (human) bride will make their family of two a trio—but they'll need Mark Wahlberg's sperm to help.