What do dads say? Probably something like, “The game’s on!” Right? Another classic thing dads say is: “Ask your mother.” You can hear it now. Or maybe they say, “GET OFF THE LINE!” if they need to use the phone for business, and here you are talking to your friend about what? Nothing. But what do dads say if they see your penis and it’s big?

A refresher course on Justin Bieber’s dad. He’s allegedly: abandoned Bieber’s mother, roundhouse kicked a woman in the face, harassed a fight attendant so badly that she cowered in a cockpit, thrown a dog off a balcony and trashed an apartment paid for by his son. And he dresses like every day is Halloween during the year Malibu’s Most Wanted came out.

It is en vogue to hate on Justin Bieber for being a punk—and, granted, Justin Bieber is a punk. But Justin Bieber, just a talented kid, is not the Bieber you should hate. No, that is Jeremy Bieber, Justin's dad.