After sacrificing We Are Men to the gods of bad television, I've learned from an inside source that CBS just picked up the back 9 episodes on their remaining newcomer comedies: Mom, The Millers, and single-cam surprise The Crazy Ones.

Which overhyped show should you watch? In Showdowns, Defamer's Beejoli Shah and Gawker's Rich Juzwiak tackle the tough issues: Which show each night this week sucks the least during the premiere season of this "Golden Age of Television."

Robin Williams spanked Michael J. Fox, Zach Galifianakis spanked Justin Bieber, and Kanye west spanked Jimmy Kimmel, who basically spanked him right back.