Put down your cereal spoon and tell mom to puh-leeze get out of your room—you need a minute, plus this is America and you're supposed to have some privacy—because the new Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 teaser has arrived! And District 12 is destroyed, oh no!

The first teaser for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 1 was released this morning, and features some propaganda for the nation of Panem from the Capitol's President Snow, with sweet ol' Peeta standing obediently beside him.

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