If you thought the plot of Tommy Wiseau’s 2003 camp classic The Room was plausible, worth taking seriously, and merely in need of a more stable guiding hand to make sense, congratulations, you’re no longer the only person on earth who feels that way. Writing under the name “Devastated,” someone essentially transcribed the plot of The Room in a letter to Amy Dickinson, who writes the syndicated “Ask Amy” advice column. It ran as the lead question under the headline “Don’t turn dysfunctional relationship into marriage.” Below is the original letter with link annotations to relevant Room clips:

The Neighbors is a new, fever dream-like sitcom from Tommy Wiseau, director and star of cult classic The Room. He's been working on the series since 2009, and it will finally premiere—on "Comedy TV," which, sure—in September. You can watch the incoherent teaser now!