A poet once wrote that only the good die young. Never has that statement rung truer across the Eastern seaboard than five days ago when the strip mall tanning salon owned and operated by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was shutdown by its landlord. Let us now remember the greatest business ever owned by a reality show celebrity in the history of Middletown Plaza.

Back before Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was arrested at his Jersey strip mall tanning salon for fighting his brother, he stumbled on a different problem: passing bad checks to his employees. But a lawsuit filing obtained by Defamer alleges that The Situation has a history with this particular... situation.

TMZ has gotten its hands on the 911 call that led to The Situation being arrested for assault at the tanning salon he owns with family members in Middletown, New Jersey. The woman who made the call sounds terrified but energized as she describes The Situation and his brother Frank throwing each other around Boca Tanning Club.

The Situation—let's not pretend like we don't all remember The Situation—has lived out his manifest destiny and now owns a tanning salon in Middletown, New Jersey. It is a location of the chain Boca Tanning Club, and you'll be shocked to find out that The Situation isn't exactly a model small business owner.