the-situation

R.I.P. The Situation's Jersey Strip Mall Tanning Salon, 2014-2015

Jordan Sargent · 02/17/15 02:55PM

A poet once wrote that only the good die young. Never has that statement rung truer across the Eastern seaboard than five days ago when the strip mall tanning salon owned and operated by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was shutdown by its landlord. Let us now remember the greatest business ever owned by a reality show celebrity in the history of Middletown Plaza.

The Saga of The Situation's Jersey Tanning Salon

Jordan Sargent · 06/17/14 05:03PM

The Situation—let's not pretend like we don't all remember The Situation—has lived out his manifest destiny and now owns a tanning salon in Middletown, New Jersey. It is a location of the chain Boca Tanning Club, and you'll be shocked to find out that The Situation isn't exactly a model small business owner.