In a new Rolling Stone profile, The Weeknd talks about his first time meeting Taylor Swift. As it turns out, hanging out with her sounds like a huge chore, especially if you have hair that is different than her own:

The Weeknd sings about sex a lot, and it almost always sounds like a miserable experience. Who wants that? Do you? If yes, please ask yourself why. Actually, I’m going to stop you right there and assume that it’s because you are lost. Luckily, I found you—and I’m here to tell you something: Do not do that. Do not fuck the Weeknd.