Spray-tanned American socialite Nicholai “Nicky” Hilton wed British banking scion James Rothschild at the Kensington Palace Orangery today in a couture lace Valentino gown that reportedly cost over $77,000 to purchase. A car ran over it.

While doing that thing where people come out and talk about nominees for Best Picture (in this case: Whiplash, The Imitation Game, and Selma), Terrence Howard almost started crying. When he did this, I thought he was leading into an introduction of the notoriously snubbed Civil Rights drama Selma. He was not leading into that, but into The Imitation Game, the Alan Turing biopic. OK, then. I guess he really likes Alan Turing?