Oscar-winning actress Dame Helen Mirren was honored as woman of the year by Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatricals on Thursday. And in the sexiest gesture ever performed on the Cambridge campus, the 68-year-old Mirren twerked. She twerked so hard.

Taking two sexy, talented females known for their raunchy antics and putting them on stage together should produce great television. But on Miley Cyrus' MTV Unplugged special Wednesday night, Cyrus and Madonna bumped crotches, sang poorly, and it was spectacularly unexciting. If anything, it was tired and sad.