You can be mean, or you can be dumb, but only one of the two. Really, you can technically be whatever you want, but if you are both mean and dumb, you’re going to have an extremely hard time making it in a world where success often depends greatly on the ability to connect with other people. Immense beauty can render this rule of thumb irrelevant, but that’s rare and fleeting and, eventually, irrelevant itself.

I’m on vacation this week. Here’s a photo of Kristin frowning at a copy of Vision In White by Nora Roberts—a book about a wedding planner—while on vacation with her now-husband Jay Cutler in Miami in 2011.

I'm on vacation this week. Here's a photo of Kristin vacationing with two Kardashians in Miami Beach in 2008. At the time, she was the most famous person in the picture.

I'm on vacation this week. Here's a GIF of Kristin Cavallari enjoying herself while on vacation in Costa Rica with the cast of The Hills in 2011.

I’m on vacation this week. Here’s a 2006 photo of Kristin Cavallari on the beach in Malibu with then-boyfriend Brody Jenner.

I’m on vacation this week. Here’s a photo of Kristin Cavallari on vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, with the cast of Laguna Beach in 2005.

Mega-billionaire superstars Beyoncé and Jay Z, fresh from a trip to Iceland, are currently vacationing at a $25,000-a-night resort in Thailand, Page Six reports. God damn these two are good at vacations and knowing how many vacations to take in succession.