Ridley Scott’s new movie about Mars won’t feature the planet’s running water, as announced Monday by NASA, but it’s not because he didn’t know it was there. Because he did, months before you, actually, so thank you for asking.

Three Men and a Baby star Tom Selleck has been stealing thousands of gallons of water for years and hauling it to his 60-acre California ranch, according to a lawsuit filed Monday by a Ventura County water district.