Allison Williams, daughter of Brian, married College Humor founder Ricky Van Veen on a ranch in Saratoga, Wyoming last month. Tom Hanks reportedly officiated. John Mayer was there. I’m sure it was a fun night. What was the bride thinking about when she planned it?

It’s officially safe to presume Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis—two beautiful famous people with an arguable talent for emoting—have entered a contract of holy matrimony. Or maybe they got married again. Who knows? These are the great mysteries of our time and they reveal themselves at their will, not ours.

Maroon 5 showed up uninvited and played impromptu shows for a hoard of LA weddings last December. Rude as hell.