Various gossip outlets will have you believe that Adam Levine and Pharrell Williams are currently in a feud, partly because Pharrell has been "locking in" contestants on The Voice that would have otherwise joined Adam Levine's "team." I assure you that this is not true.

Radar Online describes the feud:

"Not only is Pharrell talking the contestants that Adam would have generally locked in with ease, but he is also a favorite among the production staff," an industry insider tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Imagine this world.

Adam Levine is a 35-year-old man with, according to information found after googling "how much money does adam levine have," a net worth of $50 million. Pharrell Williams is a 41-year-old man with, according to information found after googling "how much money does pharrell williams have," a net worth of $80 million. Imagine a world in which these two men care about getting contestants onto their teams for the reality competition show on which they appear for work.

I assure you: This world does not exist.

If you haven't seen The Voice, its current iteration features Pharrell Williams, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, and Christina Aguilera as judges who listen to singers and then...turn around in their chairs...in order to...get the singers onto their...teams. At which point...the teams...compete—I also have not seen The Voice.

However, I can assure you: These men do not care.

Can you imagine these men caring?

The conceit of this show is, to me, unbelievable.

Thank you for listening.

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