But my tears would drown the world, as my inner fire would reduce it to ashes.

“Poor Franny has no original clothes,” Jimmy Fallon told People about his six-month-old baby:

“Every single thing you’re like, ‘Aww, I remember when Winnie used to wear that,’ and she’s already rolling her eyes like, ‘When am I getting my own things?’”

How I wish I didn’t know anything about myself and this world!

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