Which of These Celebrities Will Die From Bad Truffles First?
Last week we brought you the unfortunate news that a trendy West Hollywood restaurant has been linked to a salmonella outbreak. At first, it looked like only regular people were affected, but now, dear reader, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you: dozens of beautiful celebrities may also be in danger.
See, according to the LA Times, the restaurant in question—Fig & Olive—catered at least two Emmy parties around the time of the alleged outbreak.
The restaurant would not say on what date the incident occurred, but the West Hollywood Fig & Olive did host at least two Emmy-related events last week, including a celebrity gifting suite and luncheon on Sept. 17 and an “Entertainment Weekly” pre-Emmy party on Sept. 19.
The news, printed almost as an afterthought at the end of the article, could potentially be devastating for Netflix subscribers and Dancing With the Stars fans alike.
Here’s a brief list of the celebs at risk:
Uzo Aduba
Khandi Alexander
Alfie Allen
Steven Bauer
Brian Baumgartner
Garcelle Beauvais
Abigail Breslin
Danielle Brooks
Candace Cameron Bure
Sarah Wayne Callies
Witney Carson
Erika Christensen
Gwendoline Christie
Anna Chlumsky
Laverne Cox
Jackie Cruz
Paul Dano
Chris Daughtry
Cat Deeley
Lea DeLaria
Loretta Devine
Elliott Gould
Nolan Gould
Kat Graham
Seth Green
Tony Hale
Harry Hamlin
Marcia Gay Harden
Angie Harmon
Elaine Hendrix
Gaby Hoffmann
Derek Hough
Cheyenne Jackson
Dot Marie Jones
Jane Krakowski
Nick Lachey
Vanessa Lachey
Padma Lakshmi
NeNe Leakes
Selenis Leyva
Ashley Madewke
Tina Majorino
Taryn Manning
Jeannie Mai
Cristin Milioti
Ryan Murphy
Niecy Nash
Haley Joel Osment
Sarah Paulson
Pedro Pascal
Laura Prepon
Jason Ritter
Jillian Rose Reed
Tara Reid***
Retta
Lisa Rinna
Eric Roberts
Rhea Seehorn
Terri Seymour
Kiernan Shipka
Karina Smirnoff
Jill Soloway
Eric Stonestreet
Jodie Sweetin
Jessica Szohr
Ariel Winter
Constance Zimmer
***Best guess, for reasons unrelated to the food.
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