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Variety reports that the negotiations to renew Bob and Harvey Weinstein's contracts to run Mirmax past 2005 may have hit an impasse. The article's headline reads "Miramax headed for divorce court?" Aren't you a little tired of divorce metaphors? We prefer action-packed imagery of Harvey strangling Disney CEO Michael Eisner, who's got an unsigned contract stuffed in his mouth. Come on, Variety, you can use that to formulate one of your famous "Slanguage" headlines. How about "Mouse Topper Chokes On Harv's Offer?" You'll think of something.