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In a shocking turn of events that may cause a sharp, temporary downturn in Disney CEO Michael Eisner's effigy hangings by shareholders, The Walt Disney Company reported a 71% profit increase. It's probably premature to tell the investor mob to extinguish their torches and halt Molotov cocktail production. Don't worry, my pretties, soon the time will come where you can storm Sleeping Beauty's castle like the Bastille. Just be patient and try not to die from heatstroke inside those giant Mickey and Minnie heads.