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Lacey Donohue

01/13/14 04:26PM

Filed to: Awards Season

A group of sad rich people paid $4,200 each for the Golden Globes package at the Beverly Hilton this weekend. The extraordinarily bad value included two nights at the hotel, one dinner, a gift bag from the spa, and a bleacher seat for the sewage-scented red carpet.

Joe Belkin Lacey Donohue 01/13/14 04:57PM

It was actually sprinklers not a sewage pipe

Lacey Donohue Joe Belkin 01/13/14 05:04PM

Ah, but they said the sprinklers were old and it still smelled like sewage. Hence the "sewage-scented." I still wish it had been sewage, but it's all still relatively funny.

Thunder-Lips Lacey Donohue 01/13/14 04:32PM

Now these Globes superfans

I immediately started laughing when I read this part. I mean, if you are seriously dumb enough to pay this, you kinda deserve a shitty night.