Sometimes award shows look fun. This year's Golden Globes was not one of those award shows, primarily because every person there sported a noticeable sheen of sweat that made their heads glisten under the stage lights like hams at a deli counter. As evidence, take the above video of Katherine Heigl and David Duchovny, who look like they jogged onstage directly from their homes.
The 72nd Golden Globes were last night and, my god, I hope this is the first you're hearing about it. (If you were lucky you were watching the little-discussed and very NSFW HBO show girls.) The must-watch moments were as plentiful as they were true to their name, and we've gathered them all here for your easy perusal.
Benedict Cumberbatch played a dragon and a genius mathematician last year. None of it was as good as this moment, photobombing Meryl Streep and saving an extremely deadly Golden Globes skit about a North Korean journalist.
Amazon's first major award was for a historic show in its own right: Transparent, where Jeffrey Tambor plays a father of three transitioning from being retired college professor Mort to Maura. "This award is dedicated to the memory of Leelah Alcorn and too many people trans people who die too young," creator Jill Soloway said in her acceptance speech, the cast gathered around her.
It's Tina and Amy's last year hosting the Golden Globes—and they went out burning it all down.
Here's the highlight of the Golden Globes so far: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler rounding off a terrific opening bit with a deeply uncomfortable and very direct Bill Cosby joke. Poehler has the better imitation.
On the E! Red Carpet, human-rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin and her husband, the actor George Clooney, were forced to watch Giuliana Rancic take a shot. Watch Alamuddin's face.
The Golden Globes—America's favorite party of drunk, wannabe Oscar winners and really drunk cable television stars—is back for another night of awkward hobnobbing and strained niceties. And handing out trophies. Come talk blunders, victories, gags, and goofs with team Defamer.
Jessica Chastain has "no idea" what she is wearing to Sunday's Golden Globes. Girl, it's Thursday! Let's help her.
No one watching Sunday night's Golden Globes wondered who did Jared Leto's hair because his greasy man bun / half pony style screamed DIY. But like most of Hollywood, Leto's low-key weird hair was only an illusion—an illusion brought to you by hair professionals and aged sea salt spray.
[A music legend and Bono cuddle up Sunday night at The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills. Image by Charles Gallay via Getty]
