The Golden Globes—America's favorite party of drunk, wannabe Oscar winners and really drunk cable television stars—is back for another night of awkward hobnobbing and strained niceties. And handing out trophies. Come talk blunders, victories, gags, and goofs with team Defamer.

You'll remember that last year's Globes were really weird: Andy Samberg won. Diane Keaton seemed drunk as hell. Bono totally dissed P. Diddy. Emma Thompson! We can only hope more good shit goes down this year. Share your favorite moments, the best GIFs, and dumbest tweets below. We'll be updating this post with the night's winners.

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture: J.K. Simmons, Whiplash
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie: Joanne Froggatt, Downton Abbey
Best Miniseries or TV Movie: Fargo
Best Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie: Billy Bob Thorton, Fargo
Best Actress in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy: Gina Rodriguez, Jane the Virgin
Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical: Transparent
Best Original Score: Johann Johannsson, Theory of Everything
Best Original Song, Motion Picture: "Glory," John Legend & Common, Selma
Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie: Matt Bomer, The Normal Heart
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Amy Adams, Big Eyes
Best Animated Feature Film: How to Train Your Dragon 2
Best Supporting Actress, Motion Picture: Patricia Arquette, Boyhood
Best Screenplay: Alejandro González Iñárritu, Birdman
Best Actor in a TV Series, Comedy or Musical: Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent
Best Foreign Language Film: Leviathan (Russia)
Best Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie: Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Honorable Woman
Best TV Series, Drama: The Affair
Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama: Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
Best Director: Richard Linklater, Boyhood
Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Ruth Wilson, The Affair
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Michael Keaton, Birdman
Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: The Grand Budapest Hotel
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama: Julianne Moore, Still Alice
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama: Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything
Best Motion Picture, Drama: Boyhood

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