I can’t go on, I’ll go on. Alan Cumming and Tommy Hilfiger’s wife accidentally ate dirt.

Page Six reports that at a Wall Street dinner party Tuesday, Alan Cumming, Tommy Hilfiger and his wife Dee, and other people like Julia Ormond consumed a ten-course meal designed by Copenhagen’s famous Noma restaurant. One of the courses was dirt.

Or rather, it was “a dessert of fried moss covered in chocolate” plated on a pot of dirt and grass. Alan and Dee each mistakenly ate the whole thing, per Page Six’s source:

Dee said she’d had a similar dish in Copenhagen where you’re supposed to eat the entire presentation. Dee and Alan ate the edible parts and just kept going. They burst into hysterics when they realized the grass and dirt were real.

:’)

Dee has attempted to put on a brave Instagram face in light of the incident.

Unfortunately, everyone knows you ate the dirt.


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