Models are just like us: tall, thin, difficult to approach because, like, what would you even say, and all in love with major recording artist, Rihanna. According to an anonymous source at Page Six, this love was enough to prompt a "catfight" between Cara Delevingne and Naomi Campbell.

At Paris Fashion Week (when will it end) on Sunday night, Campbell allegedly told Delevingne that she had heard the British babe disrespect their mutual close friend Rihanna, which was enough to spark a physical brawl between the two. No, these aren't lines from your horny dream journal—several witnesses, who could be total liars but still, told Page Six that this really happened:

The two models apparently got into a fight over their mutual friend Rihanna while at a chic party for Dasha Zhukova's Garage Magazine at Paris club Castel Sunday night.

A witness told Page Six, "Naomi accused Cara of 'disrespecting' Rihanna and started yelling, ­before Naomi pushed Cara, who pushed back." Another witness added, "Cara pulled Naomi's weave, but it didn't come off."

Not at Dasha Zhukova's Garage Magazine party! That seems really hard to believe. A whole magazine about garages? What a world.

But other witnesses claimed that some sources might be fibbing, insisting that there was a "messy pushing match," which was instigated by Campbell's alleged "ranting" at Cara. Delevingne supposedly responded by shouting "Get away from me!" to Campbell, leaving the two about fourfive seconds from wiling. But without the alleged weave-pulling.

A final batch of witnesses claimed that the club was packed and any pushing was a result of there not being enough space, and reports of catfighting were just glimmers of horny dreams. Campbell stood by this story on Twitter Tuesday morning, which Delevingne dutifully retweeted:

No matter which adventure you choose, where was Leo?

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