Many people are excited about the forthcoming unauthorized biography of Beyoncé, written by prolific writer of unauthorized biographies J. Randy Taraborrelli. But others are probably not excited, including Beyoncé, Jay Z and Jonathan Hay, the ex-Rihanna publicist who concocted the story that Rihanna and Jay Z slept together.

Rachel Dolezal, former Spokane, Wash. NAACP leader, gained infamy over the summer for being white instead of what she said she was: black. What does Rihanna think about Rachel Dolezal? I’m so glad you asked.

Memphis Grizzlies forward Matt Barnes is very good friends with Rihanna and, not bragging, but they’re basically dating now, Matt Barnes told TMZ recently. Uhh—no, reports Rihanna.

Last night, Rihanna sat courtside at Game 1 of the NBA Finals between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors (stay with me!). Sitting next to her was Warriors owner Joe Lacob, pictured right. This was exciting for everyone except for one person: Lacob’s fianceé, who made very sure her husband-to-be didn’t get too much face time with perhaps the most alluring celebrity on Earth.

Rihanna is incredible for a number of reasons, no doubt, but is one of those reasons that she is psychic? Maybe.

Before meeting Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, at a club in New York City on Tuesday night, VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model, Rihanna, received a romantic surprise—but from whom?

Last night’s Met Gala was a real yawn. The theme—China: Through the Looking Glass—threatened to be a hot pot of tacky appropriation, but instead celebrities erred on the side of average, dressing in clothes that were obviously unfit and much too unambitious for the fête of the year.

Have an opinion about Coachella* or don’t, I don’t care. But let’s all agree that one cool thing about Coachella is a very specific, fleeting bit of internet that I like to call “Celebrity mansion rentals in Palm Springs during Coachella,” in which famous people post photos to Instagram of whatever estates they’re staying in while at the festival. This year, no one’s mansion rental mattered more than Rihanna’s incredible pool.

There's an important debate happening today on Rihanna Twitter: Does a video recently posted to Instagram show the Barbadian singer preparing to inhale a line of what is assuredly the finest Colombian white? Judge for yourself.

Models are just like us: tall, thin, difficult to approach because, like, what would you even say, and all in love with major recording artist, Rihanna. According to an anonymous source at Page Six, this love was enough to prompt a "catfight" between Cara Delevingne and Naomi Campbell.

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, and Rihanna, VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model, have been fucking with us for months. What's up, guys? Come on.

Though he's never won an Academy Award, Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, can consider himself the recipient of one great prize: the company of MAC Cosmetics VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna. —Or can he? Yes, he can, and this photo has proved it.

It's so hard to know what to believe when it come to the love life of Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse. Is he dating a model? Is he dating multiple models? Or is he dating VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna while dating either one or multiple other models? According to the Daily Mail, not that last one.

Mere days after Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, was allegedly caught making out with a model in Los Angeles, the environmental activist was spotted hanging out, once again, with VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna—and on Valentine's Day, no less.

You might be aware that over the past few months Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, has allegedly been hanging out, texting, and hooking up with MAC Cosmetics VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna. Well, he's not anymore, says somebody.

MAC Cosmetics VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna and environmental activist and founding member of the Pussy Posse, Leonardo DiCaprio, have reportedly been hooking up. That doesn't mean Rihanna is just going to settle for Leonardo DiCaprio's chubby baby bod, however.

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, is bouncing back quite nicely from his severe dip in percents model earlier this month. Rumor has it he's hooking up—and has been for quite some time—with MAC Cosmetics VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna.

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