Have you spent a decade carrying umbrellas and argyle socks on you at all times, just in case Diddy needs a new valet? Missed your chance to star on I Want To Work For Diddy? Fear no more, Diddy just issued this ridiculous casting call for on-air talent for his latest venture, Revolt TV.

Revolt is a new music channel run by Diddy which launches in October and will be carried by Comcast and Time Warner Cable. Diddy is launching the "largest global talent search" for hosts for its as yet unannounced line of programming, so if you're the next Suchin Pak, now's the time to make your most innovative video for the rapper formerly known as Puff. Your move, Ma$e - I hear that third comeback's the charm.