Forget Everything You Thought About Kelly Clarkson Scheduling Sex
What if I asked you: Do you think Kelly Clarkson is the kind of woman who would schedule sex with her husband, talent manager Brandon Blackstock? What would you say: Yes or no?
First, make your decision.
The choices are either, "Yes, I think Kelly Clarkson is the kind of woman who would schedule sex with her husband."
Or:
"No, I don't think Kelly Clarkson is the kind of woman who would schedule sex with her husband."
Maybe it would help you to put yourself into the shoes of Kelly Clarkson. Here are some facts about her, via Wikipedia:
- She is an American singer and songwriter.
- She has sold over 25 million albums worldwide.
- Her mother is a descendant of Republican state senator Isaiah Rose.
- Growing up she would go to church on Sunday and Wednesday.
- She wanted to be a marine biologist before she wanted to be a singer songwriter, but changed her mind after seeing Jaws.
- She appeared as an extra in Sabrina, the Teenage Witch and Dharma & Greg.
- She worked at a movie theater.
- In 2001, she traveled to Los Angeles.
- Kelly Clarkson is a soprano.
- She likes Radiohead.
- She claims she has never lip-synched.
- Kelly wouldn't call herself a "hardcore feminist."
- Ms. Clarkson is currently an ambassador of "March of Dimes."
- Some stuff about a ring that belonged to Jane Austen.
- She has a line of greeting cards.
So what do you think: Does Kelly Clarkson schedule sex with her husband (reminder: it's talent manager Brandon Blackstock), or does she not? From Redbook:
"I always swore ours would not be a relationship where we have to schedule sex. That is never going to happen."
So there you go.
Image via AP. Contact the author at kelly.conaboy@gawker.com.