What if I asked you: Do you think Kelly Clarkson is the kind of woman who would schedule sex with her husband, talent manager Brandon Blackstock? What would you say: Yes or no?

It's never nice to make fun of someone for crying. Maybe they're crying because they're remembering a death? Maybe someone they know has cancer. Maybe something less dark, for the purposes of lightening the mood so far. We are not making fun of Kelly Clarkson, however—we're merely playing a guessing game.

"Heartbeat Song," Kelly Clarkson's new (heartbeat) song, sounds familiar.