Jamie Dornan, as Christian Grey, doesn't make love. He fucks—hard. But will he fuck the 50 Shades of Grey franchise hard, as well? It seems as though he might.

According to Yahoo! News, via Australian magazine NW, via a nameless "insider," (this is news you can trust), Jamie Dornan may exit the 50 Shades of Grey franchise ahead of its second and third installments, due to his intense distaste for every single element that went into both creating and promoting the film.

From Yahoo!:

"Jamie does not think his performance was bad – instead he blames Dakota and says it wasn't possible to have chemistry with her.

He says Dakota gave him nothing to work with."

The nameless insider claims the fact that he has a wife and daughter—a major talking point for Jamie throughout the 50 Shades press tour, you might remember—very sexy—also does not help:

"He tried to assure [his wife] Amelia nothing would change but women all over the world now lust after Jamie. She hasn't seen the film and I don't think she will to be honest."

But how could they ever find another man to replace him, a man with both a chest and a butt who can speak lines with a semi-humanlike cadence?

We'll have to wait and see.

[image via Universal]