As you may remember, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson were incapable of hiding their disdain for both each other and their lightly-sexy sex movie 50 Shades of Grey throughout the press tour for 50 Shades of Grey, which took place earlier this year. Johnson is currently making the rounds for her new film Black Mass, but still can’t shake the fact that oh my god she hated that other movie so fucking much.

"There's something about you. I can't leave you alone. I'm like a moth to a flame," Christian Grey once told Anastasia Steele. In a statement released today, director Sam Taylor-Johnson told the 50 Shades of Grey franchise the opposite. (In a way.)

Like a song you cannot get out of your head no matter how hard you try, its chorus forever returning to your idle mind—"Staaay with me / 'Cause you're...all-I-need"—Jamie Dornan just cannot stop telling interviewers that he and Dakota Johnson had chemistry and also that he is a father and a husband too, and do you know that his wife is actually fine with 50 Shades?

If there was one thing that Jamie Dornan wanted you to know about landing the leading role in bondage and kink extravaganza Fifty Shades of Grey—which just so happened to be one of the most anticipated big budget movies in years—it's that under no circumstances would he be asked to show his dick. But back in his modeling days, he wasn't—or, at least, wasn't able to be—so picky.

You may have heard a rumor that Jamie Dornan, acting in response to intense feelings of hatred and regret, was considering exiting the 50 Shades of Grey franchise. This is not true, says Jamie Dornan's rep.

Jamie Dornan, as Christian Grey, doesn't make love. He fucks—hard. But will he fuck the 50 Shades of Grey franchise hard, as well? It seems as though he might.

A wise man once said: "Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." But what if we want to love one another with a blindfold, a leather flail, and an iPod playing choral music?

It would be much easier for 50 Shades of Grey stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson to openly despise each other if the exact nature of their film did not require the publication of highly ridiculous photos like this upcoming spread in W, in which they show off one of the film's legendarily kinky sex positions: man on top.

According to its publisher, at the spike of its popularity, two copies of E.L. James' 50 Shades of Grey trilogy were being sold every second. In accessible terms, that works out to more than one hundred million copies sold, to date.

Jamie Dornan, whose dick and balls look like a little bag of grapes, plays Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey. Matt Bomer, whose dick and balls look like I don't know what, does not play Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey.

If 50 Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan ever tries to give you grapes, please be careful, because those grapes are actually Mr. Dornan's dick and balls. In an interview with GQ UK, the actor revealed to and warned the world that his ostensibly unique genitals often masquerade as a mom-approved snack high in vitamins K and C.

You know how whenever you go to a sex dungeon you're always like, "Come on, guys, I know I'm not paying for this, but I am expecting a show"? Well, you're not going to believe this, but Jamie Dornan thought that exact thing when he went to a sex dungeon. For work!

The long-awaited film adaptation of Twilight fanfic and bestselling smut 50 Shades of Grey is nearly upon us, but according to star Jamie Dornan, we will not be getting a full-frontal view of his dick. This is confusing, because of all the movies in the world where a guy's peen could appropriately co-star, this one tops the list.

Will Jamie Dornan win an Oscar for the role of Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of the Twilight fan-fiction sex novel 50 Shades of Grey? Yes. Oops, sorry, I mean—Will he? It's the question on everyone's sexy lips as we inch closer to award season, and 50 Shades co-screenwriter Kelly Marcel thinks she has your answer!

Ryan Seacrest wants kids to be just like him: no athletic ability, but a keen understanding of pop culture; Angelina Jolie's cheekbones are intended to terrify you; NBC relies on bribery to coax their actors into working; and your S&M fantasies just got pushed back six months by Universal.

Madonna gets banned from a movie theater for poor use of insults; Charlie Hunnam drops out of 50 Shades of Grey because no reason, definitely not cold feet or anything; Bill Murray won't be able to come to your parties for a few weeks—he's got a REAL job to do—and Edward Norton will be trying to save a show that should be taken out back and humanely shot between the eyes.

Hunger Games madness has reached a fever pitch; Bill Nye might be chemistry-ing his way to that coveted mirror ball trophy; and NBC has come up with another "Let's just close our eyes and hope for the best" strategy to revive their struggling network.

Sons of Anarchy's Charlie Hunnam and Ben and Kate's Dakota Johnson have just been confirmed as the leads of 50 Shades of Grey, according to an exclusive from Deadline's Mike Fleming Jr posted at 8:11 AM Pacific time.