You know how whenever you go to a sex dungeon you're always like, "Come on, guys, I know I'm not paying for this, but I am expecting a show"? Well, you're not going to believe this, but Jamie Dornan thought that exact thing when he went to a sex dungeon. For work!

The 50 Shades of Grey actor visited a sex dungeon to prepare for his work in what is sure to be the boringest sex-based film of all time, holy moly, 50 Shades of Grey. He spilled all of the sexy, submissive beans to Elle UK:

"I went there, they offered me a beer, and they did … whatever they were into. ... I saw a dominate with one of his two submissives."

A beer and one of two submissives and...whatever! Tell it again, Jamie Dornan, please, but slower. No, wait, tell me more! What else, tell me what else:

"I was like: 'Come on, guys, I know I'm not paying for this, but I am expecting a show. It was an interesting evening. Then go back to my wife and newborn baby afterwards … I had a long shower before touching either of them."

When Jamie Dornan visits your sex dungeon for work before taking a four-hour too-hot purell shower so he can touch a baby again, you better do...whatever with BOTH of your submissives. Just a warning...this time. ;)

50 Shades of Grey in theaters this etc.

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