Relax—Jamie Dornan Is Gonna Be in the Movies Still

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Kelly Conaboy

02/25/15 05:05PM

Filed to: Jamie Dornan

You may have heard a rumor that Jamie Dornan, acting in response to intense feelings of hatred and regret, was considering exiting the 50 Shades of Grey franchise. This is not true, says Jamie Dornan's rep.

Speaking to Us Weekly, Dornan's rep assured the actor's horny public that his chest and butt are going nowhere, even though technically it is not a sure thing that his chest and butt are going nowhere:

"Jamie is delighted that the film is breaking box office records worldwide and whilst the studio has not made any formal announcements about sequels, he is looking forward to making the next film."

Jamie is delighted to be making so much money, though the process, for him, is excruciating. He would love to make more money in the future (though the process for him is excruciating).

Amen.

[image via Getty]

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Leah Finnegan Kelly Conaboy 02/25/15 08:28PM

weird, he's my husband and he said he was not doing the sequel.

oitonodoubt Leah Finnegan 02/26/15 01:39AM

Weird, I'm the guy he pays for sex and he told me he was doing the sequel.

mahbod moghadam Leah Finnegan 02/26/15 04:24AM

oh leah... you brooklyn-living, effeminate-dude-loving wonder you!

Leah Finnegan oitonodoubt 02/26/15 09:06AM

wow... I just... To find out like this.. On kinja...

oitonodoubt Leah Finnegan 02/26/15 12:51PM

I am sorry but I just couldn't wait any longer for him to tell you....He may have paid for my body but I ended up giving him my heart....

james_from_cambridge Kelly Conaboy 02/25/15 05:13PM

I don't wanna sound like a 50 Shades Yenta but thank God! There's just aren't enough hot Hollywood actors who take it all off like he does. He really is fine. And he knows it.

GangstaSpectreOfDefeat james_from_cambridge 02/25/15 05:20PM

NSFW warning please. I thought these were funny gifs or something but nope, full on peen.

james_from_cambridge GangstaSpectreOfDefeat 02/25/15 05:50PM

My bad.

The Boss GangstaSpectreOfDefeat 02/25/15 06:05PM

Oh dear god not peen on Gawker...

momofpeanut The Boss 02/25/15 08:23PM

Some people are using Gawker to avoid working, you know

Taint Nuttin Kelly Conaboy 02/25/15 06:40PM

I would just like to point out for the guy blaming his co-star for everything that after being up for a half-hour, this post, much like Jamie Dornan's mom, has not birthed a star.

maydoy Taint Nuttin 02/25/15 07:33PM

If him not bowing out of the sequel is incorrect reporting, what are the chances that him blaming his co-star is too, since it was the same report, from the same source? Damn that a difficult one, huh?

GazesAtShoes Kelly Conaboy 02/25/15 05:15PM

Maybe he'll grow a pair and do full frontal.

Stenchofaburner GazesAtShoes 02/25/15 05:26PM

If you scroll back up, you'll see that such a thing (apparently) already exists and is posted here in a greyed out comment for all to see. (VERY NSFW, needless to say).

PepperSandy GazesAtShoes 02/26/15 11:09AM

He said he it was part of his contract that he wouldn't show his "todger". The way he said it, it sounded like he was game, but the studio was against it.