Do you think Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have sex a lot, or not a lot? It’s none of our business, but that doesn’t mean we can’t wonder about it privately. For now, our minds our free. Anyway.

Jessica Biel and Saundra Pelletier, President Emeritus of WomanCare Global, recently took part in a Reddit AMA on behalf of WomanCare Global. “We could be really serious about this...or we couldn’t,” said Biel at the onset. “I mean we could literally say something funny about...I guess we should be serious.”

Huh. Jessica Biel, cruelly keeping us from a funny joke. Holding the funny joke close to her heart, her ample breasts, laughing inside, selfishly. Jessica Biel suffocating the funny joke she has within her under her feminine malevolence.

Biel said this later, when she was asked to name something “that got dramatically better over the years”:

“Vibrators!”

All right. OK. You got us there, Jessica.

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