Do you think Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have sex a lot, or not a lot? It’s none of our business, but that doesn’t mean we can’t wonder about it privately. For now, our minds our free. Anyway.

Human selfie Justin Timberlake and his show poodle, Jessica Biel, have managed to add a new generation to the Timberlake dynasty despite only having sex once, for two minutes, while JT looked in a mirror: a baby boy named Silas Randall.

At some point in her life, half-limp side ponytail Jessica Biel decided to open a "kid-friendly" Los Angeles-based restaurant called—presumably on purpose—"Au Fudge." The "organic restaurant and bakery" is set to open on Melrose Avenue in May, but like all things in Jessica Biel's life, something about this eatery is just a little bit off.

The list of Sunday's Oscar presenters has been released and it's definitely interesting. Featured presenters include Amy Adams, Angelina Jolie, Samuel L. Jackson, Bill Murray, Zac Efron, and Jessica Biel. Can you imagine getting an Oscar from the actress who is best known for being written off of 7th Heaven?