It didn't take long after his DUI arrest for Justin Bieber to return to Instagram. On Friday, the delusional teenager posted a disturbing side-by-side photo comparison: one side shows Bieber leaving police custody on top of a car in Miami and the other side shows Michael Jackson in a similar pose leaving a Santa Monica courthouse after pleading not guilty to child-molestation charges.

Bieber added Jay Z lyrics to the poignant photograph: "What more can they say." Jay Z must be thrilled he's the voice of an idiot's non-apology.

But it seems like Bieber will be just fine as his highly responsible parents are taking good care of their victimized son. This morning, Bieber's dad addressed the haters in a public statement: